wow ok i’ve watched so many documentaries on how mermaids are real and can i just say they really do not look like this
more like
and that scares me a lot
nothing is more attractive than guys who are nice to little kids and parents
if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore
[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]
(Source: jaimepreciadorable)
how do you get a nice body without moving
Planks
Wall sits
Yoga poses
Goddammit fitblrs
People who copy text posts and put them as their facebook statuses
I eat too much for a girl who’s trying to lose weight
“Isn’t that high in calories?”
“You’ve been eating a lot lately”
“That food is unhealthy, isn’t it?”
“Wow that is a lot of peanut butter”
“Wow you eat a lot of fruit! That’s a lot of carbs”
#mylife




